Reblog and like if you AGREE
Steve: Tony Stark… How do I begin to explain Tony Stark?
Peter: Tony Stark is flawless.
Wanda: I hear his goatee is insured for $10,000.
Sam: I hear he does car commercials… in Japan.
Natasha: His favorite movie is The Empire Strikes Back.
Clint: One time he met T’Challa at a banquet…
Scott: And T’Challa told him he was pretty.
Bucky: One time he punched me in the face… it was awesome.
reasons everyone should be watching lucifer:
- it’s about the devil, who one day went “fuck this. i’m over hell. i’m moving to LA” honestly that’s enough reason to watch it
- it’s not like every other cop show that is on tv at the moment. the supernatural twist always makes things bizarre and fun
- it’s funny, like genuinely funny. it has it’s serious and emotional moments but most of the time it’s pretty lighthearted and doesn’t use Death™ to “intrigue” viewers
- one of the best characters on the show is a pansexual demon who starts off as a pretty emotionless character and soon turns into the biggest softy who would do anything for the people she loves
- lucifer is a bisexual dork who isn’t evil at all and just wants to be loved and accepted
- chloe decker’s eye roll thingy
- the show does not slut shame their female characters
- 5/9 of the main characters are poc, 6/9 are female (as of season 2)
- the female relationships in this show are fab!! there is no jealousy, just love and random bar fighting
- ella lopez… i can’t even describe this dork you just need to witness it
- the mother-daughter bond between chloe and trixie is so great. chloe is such a good mom, such a good cop, such a good person. 10/10 recommend just watching for chloe decker
- deckerstar. whether it’s just a brotp or an otp, you will love their dynamic
- all the characters are super different, and are all great. even some characters who may not be your fave at the start, you will end up appreciating them.
- mazikeen’s special love for trixie decker will make your heart melt. no one would dare mess with that demon’s little mars president
- lucifer’s constant “dad” jokes or comments about god are great
- the music is also great
- please just watch there are more reasons but i think i got the main ones. lucifer is great
“Do black people like getting shot by the police? Police in America in new study say yes.”
Do children enjoy getting their ass beat? Parents in new study says yes
“Do gay people secretly love homophobia? The Westboro Baptist church says yes.”
